So it seems Carli Banks picked you up when she saw you the other day. No wait. Stop laughing. We're SERIOUS! Seems she's gone off the hot, athletic, manly types she's used to dating, cuz as soon as she saw you staring at her at the mall, she KNEW you were the one! So she invited you over to sunbathe by her luxurious pool (that used to belong to some lamo Professor...). "Oh HI!" says Carli, SO happy to see you... "You looked so surprised when I asked you out". Guess you may have given away that hot girls don't exactly fall all over themselves looking at you, eh? Doesn't matter. CARLI seems to REALLY like you! "I wore this bikini just for YOU... do you LIKE it?" You're doing your best to play it cool, but since you don't even know what that means, it's not much use. And since Carli is looking SOOOO incredibly hot as she sweats and sunbathes right in front of you, you start to get all stiff for her. "Oh, it's SO hot..." complains Carli, as she asks you to pass her a water bottle so she can 'cool off'. She starts pouring water onto her HUGE, HEAVING tits... "Ooooh that feels SO good..." You're melting like the puddles around Carli's pretty feet, when your doom is suddenly sealed. "You know what, bathing suits are so silly aren't they?... " and your eyes turn to saucers as Carli starts to undo her bikini top. "I don't want silly tan lines anyway!" She KNOWS you're getting stiff, and it just makes her giggle! Then she asks you to rub sunscreen into her TITS!!! "I think I need some sunscreen on my nipples. They're SO sensitive... you think you could help me out with that?" BOIIIIING! Carli keeps smiling "You know, sunbathing naked is only ONE of the naughty things I like to do... like FUCKING on the first date..." OH MY GOD, JACKPOT!! You can't believe your luck! This bubbly, buxom blonde tease is actually HOT for you, and she's going to FUCK YOU! Unbelievable. The teasing continues, until Carli notices the little bulge you can no longer hide. "LOL, I guess YOU like sunbathing nude too" laughs Carli, before telling you she wants YOU to sunbathe naked with her. "That will be so hot..." And then, when you drop your little shorts, and reveal your little embarrassment, all throbbing and bobbing after Carli's tease session, the cat, or better yet PUSSYBOY, is out of the bag! "Oh my god, it's SO SMALL!!" Suddenly Carli lets you in on the fact that you've been SET UP! She mocks you for more than a minute, standing there all horny like a dork. "I can't WAIT to tell the sorority girls about THIS! LOL" You try to scurry away, but Carli has other plans for you. "No way! I want you to stay right there with your bathing suit around your ankles... I have WAY more juicy stuff I have to get from you..." Gulp! Whatever could that be, loserboy? Well you'll just have to wait till NEXT time to find out, dweeb. For now, you need to get busy polishing that little peckerwood of yours to the bitchy power of Carli's TEASE!