We have a special treat to wind you UP for the end of masturbation madness - your favorite - the supreme, hauntingly addictive, Samantha Ryan. This clip reminds us of the inTOXICating power of LABOR DAY LOSERS, so watch out spooger. Samantha has a very serious inquiry for all the dumb addicted wankers who worship her - "Do you wake up with a little stiffy for Samantha Ryan? Hmmm?" she asks, smiling smugly at all the suckers who are unable to STOP. She just finds it funny that guys she doesn't like get trapped in her web, and end up jerking their tiny dicks and paying her bills, against their own, weak will. Losers she doesn't even know, and will never meet, paying for her lifestyle just so that get a glimpse of her shoes, or her legs, or to listen to her telling them what pathetic loners they are. HA! She knows the power she has over victims like you, and only smiles and laughs as you lose your mind for her, twitching in her grasp like a crushed BUG! LOOOOOSER! LOL! After torturing you like only Samantha can, twisting the truth out of you (bet you're WANKING just to the THOUGHT of that, huh tweezer dick?), she tells you what SHE thinks about first thing in the morning... no, it isn't you lonely jerkoffs. Can you guess what it is, wimpstain? You'll find out, and you'll be jerking it to the TRUTH like all the other loserboys Samantha destroys, while she laughs and takes your cash, the only thing she wants from a tosser. You can't even HELP it, wimp! You're such a RETARD! LOL! Happy fist-fucking, you little INSECT! MWA! LOL!!