"After REALLY rough sex with my boyfriend, nothing soothes my aching tits and ass faster than a nice big lob of LOSERCREAM!" Hey weaklings... We finally found a use for the putrid slime that leaks out of you every time you look at us... We thought, if disgusting fertilizer can make plants healthier, maybe even YOUR inferior DNA can have SOME use for women. So deep in the laboratories of POVHumiliation, our female scientists have concocted a SUPER moisturizing and replenishing lotion using the pathetic sperm of inferior men. We call it, LOSERCREAM! Now you get to see the first infomercial with our SUPERVIXENS describing and DEMONSTRATING this devastating product... As Jamie Lynn puts it, "There are jerkoffs everywhere, and their pathetic sperm is only good for one thing... moisturizing our TITS!" "Talk about pathetic" adds Amy Reid... "All these idiots PAYING to keep my tits and ass smooth and soft for REAL men to fuck". This clip is for the ladies and losers alike, as the girls talk about the benefits of LOSERCREAM for other women. "Now ladies, before you say EEUUUW, I'd NEVER let loser sperm near MY tits, you should know the following.." says Charlie Laine, holding a bottle of losercream. "1 - The losers themselves never get anywhere NEAR us!" assures Carli Banks. They describe how a team of professional COCKTEASERS work the loserboys at the clinics, "then they leave the losers to finish the job by themselves... which they're SO used to doing! LOL!" as she mimics the jerkoff strokes of all you losers. "I was reluctant to try it at first" says Jamie Lynn, "I mean, YUCK!... But now my boyfriend fucks me TEN TIMES more often! Thanks, losers!!" "Those loser sperm are REALLY gentle on my nipples. My tits have never been softer... SEE?" "And the BEST part is, the losers have to PAY to donate their sperm! LOL!". The last minute of the clip has Carli Banks talking directly to you, as she rubs losercream into her beautiful body and mocks you for being a pathetic, wanking, LOSERCREAM-provider for her and other girls you will never have! This clip will have every dorkwad wishing he was next in line at the Cocktease Clinic to DONATE his silly sludge, to be teased, ridiculed and DRAINED, and to PAY for the privilege of sacrificing his ugly sperm for the benefit of superior Goddesses! So pay up, mr. loser-genes, let that losercream boil over, then get your stupid ass to the nearest clinic and PAY SOME MORE! LOL!